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Health Care Is Making Me Sick!

January, 2010

Speaker of the House, THIRD in line to the Presidency, Nancy Pinochio (Dimwitocrat from the People’s Republic of California) said today that she lacks
the votes to “quickly move the Senate’s sweeping health overhaul bill through the House”, thus, dealing a potentially devastating blow to President
Barack Obama's signature issue.

The comment to reporters was made after House Democrats held one of their now-famously “transparent” closed-door meeting at which participants
vented frustration with the Senate's massive version of the legislation, (and the utter shock of realizing that Ted Kennedy had been replaced Scott Brown,
an actual person of integrity.)

In the mad rush to get a health “care” bill passed, the Dimwitocrats pulled out every dirty trick and piece of subterfuge in their arsenal – knowing that,
come November, they’d have little chance of passing gas once Americans realized their true agenda and booted them out of office.

"We're not in a big rush," she said. "Pause, reflect."   Where was all the reflection prior to Tuesday’s special election in Massachusettes?   These people
were literally ramming this legislation down our throats as fast as they could!

The concession means that there is little hope for a White House-backed plan (read “dirty trick” here) to quickly push the Senate-approved health bill
through the House, followed by a separate measure making changes sought by House members, such as easing the Senate's tax on higher-cost health
plans and exempting other large donors to the party.   Such an approach would be "problematic," she said.   Problematic?   Such an approach would
guarantee that the citizens of this great land would storm the House of Representatives!!

What a bunch of hypocrites   This health care debacle is making me sick!