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Iran said last week it downed an advanced RQ-70 drone.   “This is not only an intelligence victory for us, but a defeat
for our enemies,” said a senior commander of Iran’s Islamic Revolution Guards Corps.  

The RQ-70 has special coatings and a batwing shape designed to help it stay undetected by radar.   It’s one of the
most technologically advanced aircraft in the entire world.

In typical fashion, the Obummer administration initially denied the report, but later admitted it had lost a drone.   “We
have asked for it back. We’ll see how the Iranians respond,” Obummer said.

To no one’s surprise, the Iranians responded by gleefully mocking him, chiding that the president “begs us to give
him back his toy plane.   President Obummer is hoping that the Iranian government is in a Christmas mood because
he has asked Tehran to send him his Christmas present.  Iran mocks Obummer who ‘begged’ for his Drone back,”
goaded Iran’s FARS News Agency on Tuesday.

I almost fell out of my chair imagining Ahmadinejad mocking Obummer over his little toy plane.   This is our
commander in chief?  More like dumbshit-in-chief.   The Iranians making fun of a US President brings back memories
of 1979.   It’s Jiminy “Cricket” Carter all over again- in spades.  Ahmadinejad wasn’t afraid of Carter when he was 19
years old, storming the U.S. Embassy in Tehran, so I’m not sure why anyone would think he’d be afraid of Obummer
now.

Obummer has been a gutless wonder since entering the office, apologizing and bowing to every foreign leader he
meets.   Other than providing carbon dioxide for plant life he’s been pretty useless.   He gave Egypt our M1A1 Abrams,
now he gives Iran our stealth spy plane.   What’s next?   Does Russia get our F-22 Raptor?

Obummer reportedly turned down proposals to try to bomb the drone or retrieve it, fearing such an act would be
considered an “act of war.”  Reagan, Bush 41, Bush 43 and probably even Clinton would have destroyed that aircraft
minutes after it went down and offered an apology later.  It didn’t take Iran long to fork over those hostages when
Reagan took over from Carter the First, did it?

“Given Iran’s behavior to date, we do not expect them to comply,” U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said.   No shit,
Hillary!?   What a useless, poor excuse for a Secretary of State!   You’re as bad (or worse) as our imbecile president!  
Way to go all you liberal Dimwit-ocrats, you have found yet another way to totally embarrass us as a nation.

After seeing all of the world’s leaders side-by-side, I’m sorry to say our president (and his entire administration) is the
least imposing figure among them.   He’s definitely the weakest one.

Obummer is the laughing stock of the world and Iran knows it.  We all know Obummer is a joke, but this is one time
when it is not funny.   No one respects America anymore, and with this imbecile in charge, it won‘t be long until Iran
has a nuclear bomb.   And now we have to live with our top-secret technologies and weapons in the hands of our
enemies.   

America is the big loser here.   

Please don’t let Obummer play with any of our aircraft carriers.
H O M E
December 15th, 2011